Up and DOWN

Nana has 44,000 words to use everyday.  She has to talk fast to get them all in because she only has 24 hours.  I decided that I would sit in The Other Chair and listen to some of them.

I got tired of them.

So, I did what any normal dog would do and I...

got DOWN.

Nana, don't forget to turn off the light.  hehheeee.  Poor Nana, talking to herself in the dark.

On and OFF

Sometimes people come to say things to Nana so she can help them know what they know inside.  Nana says the people are brave and already know what they need to know to solve their problems and just need us to help them "turn on the light". 

I have no idea what that means although I know it has something to do with a box on the wall called "switch".  I am going to ask my teacher if I should use my paws or my teeth.

ANYWAY, Nana waves her hand over switch and I have light.  I like light...floaty butterflys come in the light and I get to chase them.  But tonight I learned something new and I am very excited. 

I  HAVE ANOTHER DOG INSIDE OF ME!  He comes out in the light.

Look at this!!!

See him???  He is flat and bigger than me.  I pounced on him and squished him flat. 

He does everything I do only taller.  Nana laughed and laughed at me.  She said it was my shadow and she would sew it back on in the morning because she is Wendy.

I have no idea what she is talking about...but then, I rarely do. 

Sometimes

Sometimes my job is to listen and be ready to JUMP UP and run around to give loving.  People are very brave and when they have scary things to talk about to Nana, I am right there, helping them know that whatever happened is over now, that they are safe, that Nana and me are Ninjas who kick people in the ????   just a minute...WHAT, NANA???

Oh.  Nana is not a ninja.  And well behaved good citizens don't be ninjas either.  Rats!


A lot she knows.  I AM a ninja and so is Grandpa. Ha!  This is a picture of T.  She came by to love on me and pet on me and tell me wonderful things about my self.  She brought sweet tea but Nana LOOKED at me so I politly said no thank you for asking.  Ninja's are polite.

My g..i..rrrrl, talkn' 'bout ma girrrrl.....

This is me at work with my girl.  I love my girl, she hides behind me and tip-toes up and grabs my fur and I jump high in the air and we ride all around the world.  We use a sleigh and we get presents.  Its wonderful.  We go to Canada so Nana can get some honey and chocolate, and the mall so Girl can get some pretties.  Then we fly home.  A wonderful adventure.....You can come next time.

Special Job

I am just a working dog...
Nana always lets me come to the office when I am not delivering kleenex, I have to do paperwork (just kidding) and play with my kids.  Sometimes, when Nana does not need my immediate attention I sit under the Pookie Tree.

Nana painted the Pookie Tree and the children will put their dolls on its branches.  When I sit under it, I can look up and see "my" kiddos.

You can see some of my kids.  Aside from the fact that I can't talk like Nana who uses 45,000 words a day, I won't tell you the names of my kids.  It is con-fi-den-tial. Like a secret for me to know and you can't find out.

Hmmm.  This tree is a Pookie tree.  It only grows in Nana offices.

Frosted

Frosted is my new word.  Thanks to The Great Nana, I can now use my vocabulary to say more than Grr.
I can say Frosted.

Here is me being frosted about Todd taking my bone again.  I am also waiting patiently for my new patient.  I love meeting new people, especially the girls.  I love girls. 

I didn't do that scratch.  There is a pokie thingie that drags there. Todd might have done it.

Anyway, I saw my Dr. Oler and got weighed.  I am now 90 pounds and 4 ounces.  Good Dog!!!

Hahhhhaahahhhaaaaaaahhhhhaaa, too bad for you Todd.

Pool Boy

Nana took me to unca's and The Great Nana and The Great Grandpa was there and there was a pool.  Everyone got into the water and I stayed out and watched over them.   I love my Greats.  They petted on my alot.   That makes me happy.

Unca has The Boy so I am keeping good watch so Unca does not drop him in the water.  I would have had to save him by jumping into the pool.

Everybody teased me and finally I got into (sorry Unca about the hair floating, I bet you have good filters!).

But THIS really frosts me, just look:

Do you see WHO is in the pool and WHO is not?  I was snucker-punched.  Somebody should have called the police.

One step for Man, One Flag for Bailey

Hahahaaaahhhaaa...look what I found!  It was sticking up right on the golf course and I don't think it should be there.  So I brought it home for Nana.  She likes pink which is a color that I do not wear. 

Nana did not appreciate it as much as she should have and made all kinds of hallabaloo about the wire in my mouth (not have opposibile thumbs, where else would I carry it?).  And she calls ME over-reactive. 

Maybe she could add a ribbon and put it into her hair...

Grandpa, this is too much

Grandpa, PLEASE!!!

He took my new bone! 

Nana says I am over-reacting and Todd is too little to take that bone but I ask you...WHO is right there!!!??

And he snarles at me. 

GRANDPA!!!

Grandpa, I just want to know how much I suffer when you are not here.  I get no respect.  Just look at this!!!

And there is something in my water that he put in there just to freak me out!

THEN he did this:

AGAIN!  And Nana KNOWS!!! and she laughs.  Grandpa, you need to come home and put Todd in time out.  Nana too.

So when Nana went to see a new baby, she was comin home and all these people were sitting outside...something that Nana does not do.  Odd.  She decided to stop too because Nana is very cat-like in her curiosity (which will get her into big trouble someday). And she looked up and saw this:

This is the moon walking in front of the sun which is very rude.  But! Can you see the pink ears?  Those are the ears of a big pink rabbit.  He had better stay there OR ELSE!  Rabbits are very pushy and have to be in all pictures if they can.

Oh and...Nana used her sunglasses and a dark piece of paper with a pin hole in it because she has brown eyes.