Nana says it is a) good for my circulation. B) shows breeding - because after all, my dad was Prince Charming Maxwell, and c) Nana said I had to do it.
I always do what Nana says.
LOLLOLOLOLOL
Wednesday, July 17, 2013
We are all waiting for a baby. A very important baby. NO! Not THAT baby...Nana's new baby. But in honor of that Other Baby, Nana has decided that I should practice my manners. I have stopped drooling, licking, pushing people down the stairs just because they are slow and old (Sorry Nana) and now I am required to only cross my legs at my ankles.
Nana says it is a) good for my circulation. B) shows breeding - because after all, my dad was Prince Charming Maxwell, and c) Nana said I had to do it.
I always do what Nana says.
LOLLOLOLOLOL
Nana says it is a) good for my circulation. B) shows breeding - because after all, my dad was Prince Charming Maxwell, and c) Nana said I had to do it.
I always do what Nana says.
LOLLOLOLOLOL
Monday, July 8, 2013
Remember I told you that I was stealthy?
So, I waited until Nana was nicely curled up watching something goofy and I oozed up to her so I could be petted on.
Nana is so well trained that when I am close by she just naturally starts to pet on me and I let her because it makes her feel good and then...wait for it...I smiled at her.
Heehheeeehhhheeee Nana nearly had a heart attack! I have these mag-nifi-cent teeth and my canines - no pun intended - are beautiful and loooong. So when Nana looked over at me to make sure she was petting me exactly where she should, she saw two (2) !!! sets of long white teeth.
She made me spit it out.
So mean Nana. So mean.
So, I waited until Nana was nicely curled up watching something goofy and I oozed up to her so I could be petted on.
Nana is so well trained that when I am close by she just naturally starts to pet on me and I let her because it makes her feel good and then...wait for it...I smiled at her.
Heehheeeehhhheeee Nana nearly had a heart attack! I have these mag-nifi-cent teeth and my canines - no pun intended - are beautiful and loooong. So when Nana looked over at me to make sure she was petting me exactly where she should, she saw two (2) !!! sets of long white teeth.
She made me spit it out.
So mean Nana. So mean.
Sunday, July 7, 2013
Stealthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy
I am A Therapy Dog. I am important and I have learned that some people are afraid of dogs. So I watched a video on cats.
Cats are sneaky. They are very clever and stealthy. Like a B-! bomber. So I paid particular attention to how to sit next to a person without being noticed. I practice and I practice and even though Nana will NOT change the carpet or dye my fur to match it NOW, I have learned to be stealthy.
See????
Just the other day, she was WELL AWARE of me. Now, she doesn't even see me.
You can be stealthy too. Nana is. You just have to be kinda like a cat.
Cats are sneaky. They are very clever and stealthy. Like a B-! bomber. So I paid particular attention to how to sit next to a person without being noticed. I practice and I practice and even though Nana will NOT change the carpet or dye my fur to match it NOW, I have learned to be stealthy.
See????
You can be stealthy too. Nana is. You just have to be kinda like a cat.
By the light of the moon...silver
Did you see the Moon? This is MY moon but Nana says that she suspects that yours looks quite a bit like mine.
Right beside my moon is a streetlight for when my moon is busy shining somewhere else. Nana calls this a no moon, not a blue moon or a waning or waxing moon. Just a gone moon. As opposed to being mooned, this is a shining moon.
Sometimes I think that Todd is just sitting on the star to the right of the moon. Watching me. Hi Todd!
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