I lost.

I am not going to say that it was the fault of rigging.  Or the fault of the DEA. Or the fault of the ASPCA.

But...

Those darn cats.



We are in morning.  No, we are in evening.  As in I will get evening.  wid da tats.

SO, just to show you how popular I am...look at my signs!  I did not pay for this, it was a donation from a dear heart who knows the truth about cats, freedom and license laws. 

Thank you dahling, whoever you are!  I love you too.

 

Is this great or what???!!!

I have to admit, we are getting down to the wire.  Nerves are on edge, the banks are on meds for anxiety, and the Canadian brides are lined up at Nogales border crossing. 
Nana is calm.  Of course she is always calm because who can bear the idea of a Nana being UPSET??

I am calm.  I went to the spa, SEE?

I am so stressed that I am SHEDDING!
You are going to vote for me right????
I need this job!
And I think I look presidential...I don't have an email account OR a comb-over.  I am the perfect candidate!