I am so humiliated!!!!
For the first time in my whole life I have fleas.  So does Winston and Nana and Grandpa and it is all Winston's fault.  He went to jail and you know the saying..."IF you lie down with the dogs, you get up with the fleas".  

We are fumigating the house and the dog-mobile and I want Nana to spank Winston but she won't.  

I am all about justice and I am going to call Unca Bob.

Yours truly, Bailicus Quo Vadis Honey




Dis is Winston Something de le Creme, Winston the Best.  I did not bring dose fleaz in two dis hose.  Bailey did dat.  I wan Granpa to spank Bailey and I hav to tell him dat.  I can see doz birds and so I havs to go.  After I call Unca Bob about a class action sut against Bailey The Liar, Nana the Do Nothing and Granpa - if he doz not spank Bailey - granpa The Non Spanker.

Gotta go Winston The Best

And I is lerning how too sing.  This is ME, Winston The Best
 
 

And Miss Jan...
You know that we love you and you know that we know you love us and we know you know that we know.

Its Winston.  He wants to run wild and free.  He wants to be a bad dog.  I am Bailey the Good and I have medals and I know what I am supposed to do.

So does Winston.  But he is Winston the Bad.

                                                  Winston The Bad

I am calling Unca Bob.  I need a re-training order.

I am in Boot Camp again.  I can't even talk about this.

It is all Winston's fault. 

Somebody is going to pay for this.