THIS creature is our newest cousin.  Obviously he knows nothing about taking a bath.  He sheds. I am going to stay with him for a while and teach him the manners necessary to dine with the Queen.

Winston is going to jail.  There simply is no reasoning with that animal.  Unca Bob came and they had a word but Unca Bob does not know that Winnie knows that he won't be taking that class action suit against Nana about the incident of the flip flops.  So Winston doesn't even listen to Unca Bob. 

Winston has been taking home visits from a parole officer but the minute that red car goes 'round the corner, Winston is back pruning the gardenias and roses.  One of these days, Nana is going to plant dynamite in the rose beds.  Bye Bye Winnie.