I DID IT!!!

I passed.  I was so nervous.  I ate the car seat cover.  There was Darwin and and and my friends and CUE!!!  Ohh Cue.

Look at HER!  Just look!  Isn't she so pretty and that tail!  I watched her carefully and I tried to do what she did.  Nana helped a bit but she gets in my way a lot.  She will have to practice some more.

So I get a certificate.  I will try to remember not to eat it.

After the test, we got to play on the playground.  This is me coming out of the tunnel.

 
Ms Jan.  Cue owns her and she helps me do things right and makes Nana do things right too.  I am a better learner than Nana because I have 4 legs.  Ms Jan teaches agility and Cue can do that too. 

This is one of my nice legs.  Get a load of that paw!  Ginger Rodgers and Fred Astaire.  Grandpa!  Lisa!  Benita! We can dance with our paws.   Not Nana.  Too bad Nana, you should go to class.

I am learning!

This is me being Grandpa's lap dog.  I only weighed 66 pounds then but now I am a whopping 72 pounds.  It was kind of funny and I knew that because Nana was laughing while Grandpa was saying something.

I now know what the something was; "No".  and "Down".  There were some other noises but I heard "Whah whah...what whah wha."  It was all dutch to me.

There are my words:  No.  Uhn Uhn. Sit!  Down. Stay.  Round. Out.  Baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiileeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.  That means come.  I hear "Come" too.  BAILEY! means that there is trouble coming.  Come Come.

Today I am going to an exam.  I have to walk nice.  Sit and stay for a long long time.  I have to do the lasso around the poles. I get a piece of paper that I must remember not to eat.  And I get to see CUE!  Yeah CUE.  I love Cue.

The Week of Being Bad

Nana says there are no bad dogs, just bad behavior.  I like that.  I am a good dog who has behaved bad...ly.  I learned a whole bunch of stuff this week.

I learned that if I am not looking at you, you can't see me.  Hee hee this is a good trick. 

See?  I am not looking at you.  This is a very nice big chair.  Grandpa usually sits in it and he pulls up the bottom and his feet go there.  He is much taller than me and Nana says he is more handsome.  I don't care though, because I am sitting in his chair and there is nothing he can do about it because he is not home. Heeee heee

Dogs like variety.  I can't sit in the same chair ALL the time.  Besides Toddie gets to sit here.  Toddie got down and I got up and I think I got caught...
Oh oh...

Oops.  I DID get caught.  I can see Nana and she can see me.  I don't understand why Toddie gets to do stuff.  Toddie always gets to do stuff.  Its not fair.

But Toddie is going to the stylist in the morning.  ha Ha Todd...You are going to get fluffy.

My friends!

This is Gabe.  Don't let his pretty looks fool you.  He is one tough cookie and he looks after his girls.  He is a metro-dog and that means he goes to a stylist.  I don't.  I have to just get into the tub.

This is Maggie.  That look in her eyes say ooohhhh Bailey I love you.  Maybe.

You know Toddie.  You saw how pretty Cue is.  I have lots of friends.  If you want to see your friend here you can send it to Nana on her phone.  She is clever and can paste the picture. 

Golf!

I live next to the golf course in Sedona.  A golf course is a big big park where people ride around on the sidewalks in little cars carrying bags of sticks with them.  I am NOT supposed to go out on the grass but sometimes I do.  The people hit little white balls BALLS!!! with the sticks to make them fly.  Sometimes the little BALLS!!! get in the dirt and I hear bad words.  This makes my ears go flat.

Sometimes the balls are supposed to fall into a little hole.  Sometimes they are supposed to just fly.  I don't understand which is which or why it is that way.  It is a Scot game so the rules don't matter. 

Sometimes the people kick the ball a little bit with their shoes and the ball goes ploop! into the hole.  YEAH!!! Yeah for them. 

I have a little white ball too.  I chew it.  :)

I am at work

I have lots of friends at Nana's playroom.  Not everyone comes in to play, but everyone comes so they can pet on me and love on me.

This is my friend.  He has cats.  Sad, but I love him so I forgive him.

This is my friend.  She is a GOOD petter.  ANd she snuggles too.

This is my other friend.  She is building a world.  It is great!

I love the playroom.  I get to play there.  It makes me happy.

Napping

Naps are very important to growing dogs.  I can nap just about anywhere...see?

When I wake up, I stretch and get bigger.  This is great!  I want to get big enough to sit anywhere I want.