so.  Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
Its been a long year.  Nana lost her sense of humor and she spent interminable hours looking for it. I think she left it somewhere on a plane with the signed copy of Alexander McCall-Smith's book.

Anyway.  She is Baack.  I still like her a lot and I obey her most of the time, but Grandpa is my favorite although Great Nana is in the running.  I went to Canada and Great Nana fed me donuts.  Great Nana said that my eyes WANTED them so much.  LOL, see??? When I become president, I will use my eyes to get people to fed me on my timetable.

Anyway, I have to run.  My debate is tonight.  I need to find the Green Room.  love ya, B

Nana sent me a reminder that Unca Bob is my uncle.  I KNOW that already, Nana.  Thanks for the update though.

He has accepted a position in my Cabinet as Attorney General although as we are Navy People, it will be called Attorney Admirable.  A noun and a verb. 

 

 

Anyway, Note-to-self, Nana...Bob IS my uncle and I have an appointment with him.

 

This is my inscrutable face.  I am not saying that I will see you in Court...but I am saying if you can't find that little pieces of sticky note pads, I ate them.

 

Don't bother.  I am a Navajo Code talker and it is NOT in this book.  This is part of my military background and it will serve me well that people can't understand me in my upcoming presidential debate.

 

I think you have read enough for today.

Airport. Again. And Again and again

Helllllloooo.
She left.

This is me waiting at the airport.  I think I should have a locker there so I can keep food and toys there...

So bored.


Nana went away but she sent pictures...

The best part is that she did not fall down any of these stairs.  Obviously she had her angels with her because we all know she is a klutz.

She informed grandpa that she met Rhett and Ashley.  I don't really care, I read the book and Rhett appears to be unstable and Ashley is too stable.


I accepted my first bribe today!  I am getting to be a real politician.  Are you proud????

So Nana has been here.  Nana has been there.  And Nana is meeting herself coming and going.  Grandpa has been here.  Grandpa has been there.  And Grandpa met Nana coming and going.  So guess where I am?

What's riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!  I am at the airport.  Faithful. Loyal Good Dog. 


I am lying on the car keys.  Be nice to me

Apparently when you are running for President - can you IMAGINE my Presidential Library???  All the books on Dog brains?????

Anyway, when you are running for President, you have to have a physical.  So I went to VetMed - those wonderful people (I love you Jackie...in a Plato Pluto kind of way) and NANA allowed them to do a full physical.  Full. 

I sat down.  So rude.

THEN they hauled me down the hall and took enough blood to help out the Red Cross.

They called Nana and reported that I need to lose a few.  Everything is NORMAL.  BORING even.

Well.  I am indignant.  Nothing about me is NORMAL or Boring.  I am ABNORMAL I AM TELLING YOU!

I have opposable thumbs.  I do.  I promise you that when I am elected, all DOGS will have opposable thumbs.

I promise.

Excuse me, I have to call Unca Bob now.  He's a good man, great lawyer..................

This running for President is HARD work! 

Look at what I had to do...

 

SEE! How respectful I am of property rights???

SEE! I only walk on the concrete?

See! I did not do anything YOU would not do.

See, I stumped!!!  Like Nana said I needed to do, to get my face "out there". 

SEE my FACE???  IT is OUT THERE!!!!!!

This is my caninedate picture.

So part of my platform is that

1.  EQUAL RIGHTS FOR CANINES!  Down with King George, Dogs rule and Cats drool.  From now on CATS will not be allowed to wander freely, yowling on walls, chasing small dogs, indiscriminately catting around.  Get a license CAT!

2. Every dog who wants one will be issued a human baby.  As many as the Dog wants and can keep safely. 

3. Health Insurance is about choice: pick one, pay for it and stop rolling in it.

4. Cars will stop driving badly.  I will find money for new police Dogs who will be responsible for chasing cars down and locking them up.  I will support retirement homes for Court, Police, Fire and Working dogs everywhere. 

5. No more clickers.  Enough already with the click-click clickers!

6. Refrigerators will be henceforth be made with spigots at dog height like humans can get water out of the front doors. Cold water is a RIGHT, not a privilege.

7. War dogs can have PTSD too.  Get them help sooner than 9 months. 

8. Old people can die if they can't get into the darn package!  Stop with packaging that starves dogs and the Elderly.

9.  Treats at 8 for EVERYONE!  Eating late is not European, it is about sleeping through the night.

10.  Hot dogs is an offensive name.  I know they are hot, eaten hot, but what is with the dog part?  They are not made out of dogs...are they???  I will appoint a special Senate committee to investigate this travesty of market labeling, besmirching the name of Good Dogs everywhere.

Love, Bailey