This is a warning!  A RED alert.  Do not hang out with Winston!!  Look at what he did to me!!!

He enticed me.  He made me lay down.  Nana was so hopping mad that she sprayed us with a COLD water hose and would not let me sit in the front seat as is my due. And to add insult upon injury, Grandpa said she did the right thing!  WHAT ARE THEY THINKING???

AND to top it all off, Grandpa did not make Winston go without his dinner.  Although, honesty as my core value, I have to admit Winnie didn't eat it all so I did finish it up.  Serves him right. 

I am suing for emotional damage.  I am going to call Unca Bob. 

Home again

We are home again.  It has been a long road.  I got to stay with our cousin, Dude, but he is unmanagable unless he is sitting on his dad's lap and once again I am on the floor. 

But, as you can see, I am working so there is income.

Overall, I am glad to be home.  As you can see, Winston is still out of control.  Nana of course is responsible for this.  She has allowed her hair to go "au natural" and I think it causes her to both look and act as out of control as Winston.  Grandpa will correct this soon.

He also needs to punish Winston severely.  Winston ate his sandals and is eating the Heavenly Bamboo.  Grandpa says that it now looks like the Other place.  A bit warmer and that is where Winston will end up if he does not change his wicked ways.

But Winston sometimes tries. 

We are starting small with him. 

Anyway, happy nominal new year to you.  As far as I am concerned every day is a day to start again.
love, Bailey the Blessed.

THIS creature is our newest cousin.  Obviously he knows nothing about taking a bath.  He sheds. I am going to stay with him for a while and teach him the manners necessary to dine with the Queen.

Winston is going to jail.  There simply is no reasoning with that animal.  Unca Bob came and they had a word but Unca Bob does not know that Winnie knows that he won't be taking that class action suit against Nana about the incident of the flip flops.  So Winston doesn't even listen to Unca Bob. 

Winston has been taking home visits from a parole officer but the minute that red car goes 'round the corner, Winston is back pruning the gardenias and roses.  One of these days, Nana is going to plant dynamite in the rose beds.  Bye Bye Winnie.

Yes, I did notice that the sneak Winston the Bad got into the picture.   I will take care of that later

Happy morning to you!  Good morning!  Its a lovely morning.  I had beans and Hill's diet for breakfast and I want to tell EVERYONE but especially YOU that I am now The Svelte Bailey the Good.

I am down to 118 pounds and I am so happy.  I think I will put Nana on this diet.  Yes, it will be better for her than all that chocolate that she chases down with Dr. Pepper.  Between you and me, diet Dr. Pepper is not a compensation for a WHOLE unshared chocolate bar.

Don't I look grand?????

I bet dat you dinno dat I was a Bird Dog.  I am a very good bird dog because I hardly ever eat them.  But dis guy is gonna be sorry dat he decided to park here.  So, bye, I gotta go....because he has ta go.

I am so humiliated!!!!
For the first time in my whole life I have fleas.  So does Winston and Nana and Grandpa and it is all Winston's fault.  He went to jail and you know the saying..."IF you lie down with the dogs, you get up with the fleas".  

We are fumigating the house and the dog-mobile and I want Nana to spank Winston but she won't.  

I am all about justice and I am going to call Unca Bob.

Yours truly, Bailicus Quo Vadis Honey




Dis is Winston Something de le Creme, Winston the Best.  I did not bring dose fleaz in two dis hose.  Bailey did dat.  I wan Granpa to spank Bailey and I hav to tell him dat.  I can see doz birds and so I havs to go.  After I call Unca Bob about a class action sut against Bailey The Liar, Nana the Do Nothing and Granpa - if he doz not spank Bailey - granpa The Non Spanker.

Gotta go Winston The Best

And I is lerning how too sing.  This is ME, Winston The Best