I am growing up!

This is where I USED to sleep at night.  I didn't like it.  I had a nice blanket and stuff but Todd would walk around and sniff and I felt bad.  I am not a bad dog and I wanted to be free like Todd.  So I made a plan.

Nana says I need a routine.  So every night at 10, she lets me and Todd go outside.  She sniffs the air just in case the javalinas are there (oweee yuck, do they smell bad.  Bad).  Then we go on outside to do our business.  Then inside to bed, me to the crate and Todd to sleep in the bed with Nana.  Not fair.

So when I went outside I flopped down and played dead.  Nana came down the stairs in a hurrrrreee.  Haha, I had her.  Then she told me to get up.  I wagged my tail once to let her know that I was ok but intended to stay there.  She then went and got the leash and I went to bed in my crate.

The next night at 10, I flopped down on the sidewalk and played dead.  Nana said, "Oh No Bailey, nononoooo, up you get."  I wagged my tail twice.  She went and got the leash.
But I was ready this time.  I flopped inside the door.
Nana laughed and I knew that I had won.  She took off the leash and I slept by the door. Cooooool.
Toddie still slept on her bed.

You can't win them all!