Do you know a Baileyism?

A Baileyism is something that I do like making Nana or Grandpa laugh.  'Specially Nana cause she is a softie. 

She got into the tub this morning.  Nana said "no Bailey" so I went and got into the other tub but no one came to turn on the water.  Grandpa said, "Out! Bailey".  I got out.  Nana laughed.

Nana used a whole bunch of Boarshead honey maple ham to teach me to go "round".  Its a cute trick and makes her smile so I do it for her once in a while.  Then it was treat time.  Todd got his bone.  I got mine.  I ate mine.  Todd carried his around for a while and put it down.  I asked if I could have it but Todd didn't answer.  So I got up and circled him and sat down.  Nice trick.  Can I please have it now?
I took it.  Nana laughed.

She catches me all the time. 
Me and The Boy are getting some sympathy.  We are behind bars.


It was super windy when I got home but Grandpa needs his exercise so Nana says I have to help so I took Grandpa outside.
I let Grandpa throw pinecones because they are lighter for his arm.  If you ask him though, you will get a different story.

You have to admit, grandpa can throw a very long ways...


I worked off some of my steam.  Oh yeah I was cranky.  I can tell you.  Todd.  Just look:

That is MY dogfood.  MY water dish and no ONE is doing anything about it!  NANA!!!!!!

Idecided to be gracious about it.  Besides I am within 8 inches of his dog food.  But Nana said I can't eat Todd's dog food.  So I am just going to pretend it is not happening.  I know Nana has more.

Nevertheless, it is a good plan to keep an eye on the old fellow just in case he leaves me any!

HELP!!! HELP!!!! Starving DOG STARVING GOOD...no...GREAT DOG NEEDS food.  Bring it to the Doggie Foodbank.  Don't forget ice cream!