I have these bone-type things that do dental attention to my fine teeth. I got one and was doing my personal toiletry as a gentleman should and it !!!! splintered off and I started to choke.
So I said, "Go Toddie, my best friend, gggggoooooooo get Nana. I AM sorry. I am i AM. Please Todd, I am fading here....
So Toddie got up for a drink of water and a peek of the strawberries, a stretch, a little walk around...
PLEASE TODDDDDIIIIEEEEE. I can't breathe here.
Ta da! And heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees Nana.
Then the fur went a flying.
Nana knew just what to do: she stepped behind me and did the Dogleck Dogooover. She put her fists under me and wanked me up off the ground. Then she did it again. and again. And then splat some ozzzzy white thing came out of my mouth. Wow, I was glad to see that go.
Whew it was a close one. I am so relieved that I ate Toddie's dinner. Todd and me, we're tight, we're buds.
Nana's back? Ah don kn naughm abou no bauk. Donja knew dat i aint the bauk-keeper, donja kno dat?
She ken git one a dose hers own self. Ah don hav' tim ta wait on her han an foot.
Anyway me and the Todster are wiped. we be sleepin' ifin y'ole wan us....nigh
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