I SAW HER!!!!  The Lady who lived next to the cow, but now lives next door to the Pope, but who used to live with the country with Red Heads (I don't know what that means) and who likes blue rocks.

HI!!!!  We love you and we miss you.  If I am good will you come home?

I got the best present for my birthday.  Well, my unbirthday.  Grandpa bought me a pool.  This is what "wet dog" looks like:

This is me as a Water Dog.  Grandpa got new filters and more new filters and a scoop so that he and Nana can collect my hair and make sweaters out of it.  I finally was able to train Nana to brush my hair evey day for an hour.  She is going to open a Dog Hair Wool Store and make lots of money.

This is the BEST news EVER!!!  Nana is allergic to CATS!  No wonder she is so nasty about cats.  I mean, I kinda like them, and so does Todd.

Nana's nose looks like this:

Only the nose is on her. 

Do you know the cat and dog theory?

It goes like this:  If a person you are interested in has 1 cat, go for lunch because it is time-limited and if they are crazy you can run away.  IF they have 2 cats, have a nice cup of cocoa (with marshmellows and whipped cream, 4 sugars) so you can leave really fast.  If the person has more than 2 cats, like 3 or 4 or 5, run away.  Fast.  Cats are like dog hair, they take over their person's life.

Now, DOGS - well.  its simple.  IF you have 1 dog, lucky you.  If you have 2 dogs, you are really lucky.  If you have 3 or 4 or 5 or 5 you are super duper lucky but you need a second job.

Hahahhhaaa.  That's what Nana says.  Kaaaaatchu