This is the BEST news EVER!!! Nana is allergic to CATS! No wonder she is so nasty about cats. I mean, I kinda like them, and so does Todd.
Nana's nose looks like this:
Only the nose is on her.
Do you know the cat and dog theory?
It goes like this: If a person you are interested in has 1 cat, go for lunch because it is time-limited and if they are crazy you can run away. IF they have 2 cats, have a nice cup of cocoa (with marshmellows and whipped cream, 4 sugars) so you can leave really fast. If the person has more than 2 cats, like 3 or 4 or 5, run away. Fast. Cats are like dog hair, they take over their person's life.
Now, DOGS - well. its simple. IF you have 1 dog, lucky you. If you have 2 dogs, you are really lucky. If you have 3 or 4 or 5 or 5 you are super duper lucky but you need a second job.
Hahahhhaaa. That's what Nana says. Kaaaaatchu
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