Nana only LOOKS like she is smiling.  She is not.  She is gasping for air because I am sitting on her.  Ha ha Nana.  Nana Flat...she looks like that_________________________

I am not getting down.  The phone is ringing and she can't get it.  She can't reach her Dr. P. and she can't reach her book.  She can't push me off either because I have my claws dug into the rug.

I guess, Nana, you should have thought a little bit longer about throwing Chicken off the stairs 20 times. 

And just in case you are worried, I am quite comfortable.  Yes, thank you.  I am.