This is me in my birthday suit. 
I am now 2 years old and I am getting my driving permit next week.  I am sorry I am not so perky looking but I saw a gecko run behind Nana and she doesn't know it yet.  I will tell her in a minute when I jump off this chair, over her head and snatch it up in my deadly fangs and toss it into the pool for the sharks.

I did ever tell you how I single handedly fought off the British at the Battle of Culloden and I used a broadsword that was made out of an asteroid metal with the name of Excalibur and I drank water all night with Bonnie Prince Charlie and we ate wild white roses out of Fiona MacDonald's red hair?

Its all true I swear its all true. 

THIS is a qr.  QR.  Nana calls it a quirt just to confuse but I have my very own.  I will put it on my business cards and people can point their smart phones at it and it will abracadabra show them "HERE"  Ta da. 

Nana got it for me.  Thanks Nana!    You should get one too!

Nana has been playing sick.  So I am not talking to her...

She was told that you can only talk out her 44,000 words if she breathes out.  Since breathing IN is the problem, she can breathe and talk until she turns blue but I am not talking to her.

She says I am going to boot camp. If I really have to go, I am going to take a nail file with me.