This is me in my birthday suit. 
I am now 2 years old and I am getting my driving permit next week.  I am sorry I am not so perky looking but I saw a gecko run behind Nana and she doesn't know it yet.  I will tell her in a minute when I jump off this chair, over her head and snatch it up in my deadly fangs and toss it into the pool for the sharks.

I did ever tell you how I single handedly fought off the British at the Battle of Culloden and I used a broadsword that was made out of an asteroid metal with the name of Excalibur and I drank water all night with Bonnie Prince Charlie and we ate wild white roses out of Fiona MacDonald's red hair?

Its all true I swear its all true.