Monday, November 18, 2013

So I have given up on the 2 babies.  They were Nana's anyway, so I am not responsible.  AND I learned a very important lesson: not only do babies leave, but if you RENT them, you can feed them whatever you want and can get away with it!  So cool.

So, I rented one:


How's about THIS???


I fed him my green bean diet and he only spit out 3.  He dug around and ate the good stuff and eventually, Nana came and cleaned it up.  Thanks! Nana!




So.  I just want to talk to you about the importance of fathers, even foster fathers and Big Brothers.  Me and the little guy are buds and I am going to teach him to pee in the garden, swim, walk like a heeler, avoid the girls, pay attention, stay off the street, look out for that boxer, watch good shows that have ducks and sheep in them, and not bark.  It is important to show him how to be a Big Dog without being a BIG and cranky dog that scares the mailman.  He needs to learn manners, like which fork to use and when.  I am going to watch over him so he will grow up and be a responsible Good Citizen. 

And when he is 21, he can sign over the movie rights to cuteness.  LOL.  Unca Bobbbbbbb....

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