Where O where has Nana been?  Why am I left ALL ALONE????

Ok Watson, lets look at this logically.

 I got into the tub.  I took my bath without a big hullabaloo...   AND I cleaned the tub after. 

 I ate all my green beans.  I didn't throw them around the room and I put my bowl in the sink after....

I got a job.  I get paid and I am good and when I get home, I put my dirty clothes in the basket after...


Oh wait...
Nana said that I got water all over the floor and she had to wash 4 towels. And Grandpa had to "snake" (SNAKE!!!!!!) the drain.

Nana said that I refused one brand of green beans in favor of the organic Costco beans and she had to go twice in one week and had to buy new books because she was already there so my beans cost her books cost grandpa (my long suffering ever-so-loving) 5 times what beans REALLY cost...(But I think this is a bogus claim).

Nana said that in fact SHE is the one who gets paid and even though I am chief and official FIRST CANINE RESPONDER, she is not going to buy me a fireman hat.  AND I don't wear clothes.

I can tell you this.  THIS is war.  I am going to call Unca Bob and lawyer up and me and grandpa will do a classy suit (in white linen) and Nana will have to account on where she has been.  Bean.  Whatever....