This is my caninedate picture.

So part of my platform is that

1.  EQUAL RIGHTS FOR CANINES!  Down with King George, Dogs rule and Cats drool.  From now on CATS will not be allowed to wander freely, yowling on walls, chasing small dogs, indiscriminately catting around.  Get a license CAT!

2. Every dog who wants one will be issued a human baby.  As many as the Dog wants and can keep safely. 

3. Health Insurance is about choice: pick one, pay for it and stop rolling in it.

4. Cars will stop driving badly.  I will find money for new police Dogs who will be responsible for chasing cars down and locking them up.  I will support retirement homes for Court, Police, Fire and Working dogs everywhere. 

5. No more clickers.  Enough already with the click-click clickers!

6. Refrigerators will be henceforth be made with spigots at dog height like humans can get water out of the front doors. Cold water is a RIGHT, not a privilege.

7. War dogs can have PTSD too.  Get them help sooner than 9 months. 

8. Old people can die if they can't get into the darn package!  Stop with packaging that starves dogs and the Elderly.

9.  Treats at 8 for EVERYONE!  Eating late is not European, it is about sleeping through the night.

10.  Hot dogs is an offensive name.  I know they are hot, eaten hot, but what is with the dog part?  They are not made out of dogs...are they???  I will appoint a special Senate committee to investigate this travesty of market labeling, besmirching the name of Good Dogs everywhere.

Love, Bailey

I don't think it is too early...

To ANNOUCE MY CANINEACITY for PRESIDENT!

I was at the airport and people were loving on me and petting on me and I thought HEY!  I can be President! 
I was born in the United States.
I do not hang out with subversive people (except Nana, who does not count) (She has a calculator)
I have legal counsel (HI Unca Bob)
I take --umm, what do I call them...not bribes...TREATS! I take treats for good behavior and at 8 PM and we can call that...ummm...perks of the job.  No, that's not right...BENEFITS!  I am a dog with benefits and I work at a non-profit.  (That is what Grandpa says).

I have people.  All caninedates have People.  I have many people. 

I LOVE my PEOPLE. 

So, Nana says I have to have a platform, not just the wooden crate.

I am thinking.  If you have any good ideas, write ME, BAILEY FOR PRESIDENT

It WAS my BIRTHDAY

Hello,
Pardon me if I am a bit chilly but I didn't get no stinkin' presents this year.  I did get a surprise when Nana took me to the vet and I got stuck and found out that the vet is a vampire.

He TOOK stuff; didn't give STUFF and Nana didn't get me a treat either.

When I become President, I am going to make Nana the ambassador to Newfoundland where she will become isolated and feel bad about being mean to me.

love, Bailey.