To ANNOUCE MY CANINEACITY for PRESIDENT!
I was at the airport and people were loving on me and petting on me and I thought HEY! I can be President!
I was born in the United States.
I do not hang out with subversive people (except Nana, who does not count) (She has a calculator)
I have legal counsel (HI Unca Bob)
I take --umm, what do I call them...not bribes...TREATS! I take treats for good behavior and at 8 PM and we can call that...ummm...perks of the job. No, that's not right...BENEFITS! I am a dog with benefits and I work at a non-profit. (That is what Grandpa says).
I have people. All caninedates have People. I have many people.
I LOVE my PEOPLE.
So, Nana says I have to have a platform, not just the wooden crate.
I am thinking. If you have any good ideas, write ME, BAILEY FOR PRESIDENT
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