This is me, waiting patiently for the network TV trucks to show up.  I waited for days.  Nana pleaded with me to come inside but I REALLY believed. 

They didn't come.

9 cats showed up though and they hissed at me.  I don't understand why they do that - my platform is about EQUAL RIGHTS FOR CATS!!  They need to be licensed and chipped for their own good.  I have great disdain for King Charles who set my furry little friends on a life long projectory of sleeping outside, killing songbirds and causing extinctions.  You may not know this but King Charles was responsible for the stunning loss of the dodo.

I am going to the National Convention in Denver.  Please talk to my publicist about paw prints.

I wonder if Nana called the TV stations like I asked her to...

It was going to be The BIGGEST EXPOSE in the History of Global Politics.  Now, no one will ever know, and YOU won't either.

I think I need to have a Talk with Nana.....