This is my swing. Sometimes I leave my back parts on the swing and walk my front parts off the swing so I can swing myself. But I prefer that Nana swing me.

Do you see the bushes?  They have birds in them.  Shshhhhh...don't tell the cat!!!

lol. We don't have a cat! Just Toddie.

Nana made me post this picture.  I had a momentary lapse. It was not my fault. Nana left me all alone (Todd does not count) and I was so nervous and anxious that I ran around and then I saw the birds in the bushes and there were no cats and so I went to see them and and...it ended up like this.

See! It was the cat's fault.

Oh Nana! Don't be like that!  I was only pretending that there was a cat!  No I don't want a cat! NO I am not the first cousin of a cat!  NO NO NANA! Don't swing me by the tail...

OK. Nana.  I am sorry.  I know you would not swing me by the tail.  It would come off, I know.  I am sorry.


We don't have a cat. AND my tail is fine. Hahahaahhaaa Nana. Can't take a joke?

Nana had a codindanose.

AS you can plainly see, I do not. Although Nana did use a kleenex on mine. I was so mortified.

Today is another one of my unBirthdays.  I have been very busy so I will have to go backwards on what we have been doing, where we have been and where we are going.

As you can see, I am still beautifully photo-genic.  And Todd is still pretending to be afraid of getting his picture taken because he thinks it would steal his soul. 

Anyway, see how close we are?  Todd and me are a band of brothers and we want all our army guys and our sailor gentlemen and women and our fly boys and our Simper fi dudes to know that we love them. And our Coast Guard guys and our National Health Corp People!  Thanks. Thank you.

I SAW HER!!!!  The Lady who lived next to the cow, but now lives next door to the Pope, but who used to live with the country with Red Heads (I don't know what that means) and who likes blue rocks.

HI!!!!  We love you and we miss you.  If I am good will you come home?

I got the best present for my birthday.  Well, my unbirthday.  Grandpa bought me a pool.  This is what "wet dog" looks like:

This is me as a Water Dog.  Grandpa got new filters and more new filters and a scoop so that he and Nana can collect my hair and make sweaters out of it.  I finally was able to train Nana to brush my hair evey day for an hour.  She is going to open a Dog Hair Wool Store and make lots of money.

This is the BEST news EVER!!!  Nana is allergic to CATS!  No wonder she is so nasty about cats.  I mean, I kinda like them, and so does Todd.

Nana's nose looks like this:

Only the nose is on her. 

Do you know the cat and dog theory?

It goes like this:  If a person you are interested in has 1 cat, go for lunch because it is time-limited and if they are crazy you can run away.  IF they have 2 cats, have a nice cup of cocoa (with marshmellows and whipped cream, 4 sugars) so you can leave really fast.  If the person has more than 2 cats, like 3 or 4 or 5, run away.  Fast.  Cats are like dog hair, they take over their person's life.

Now, DOGS - well.  its simple.  IF you have 1 dog, lucky you.  If you have 2 dogs, you are really lucky.  If you have 3 or 4 or 5 or 5 you are super duper lucky but you need a second job.

Hahahhhaaa.  That's what Nana says.  Kaaaaatchu