Ghost Rider

Miss Jan, I was wondering if you wanted to be my ghost rider?  Nana says she has a plan.


I wouldn't bet money on it...but hey, the coloring book looks pretty good.  Nana seems to be able to color, but that is about it.
Although...see me?  Nana did that.

This is me, waiting patiently for the network TV trucks to show up.  I waited for days.  Nana pleaded with me to come inside but I REALLY believed. 

They didn't come.

9 cats showed up though and they hissed at me.  I don't understand why they do that - my platform is about EQUAL RIGHTS FOR CATS!!  They need to be licensed and chipped for their own good.  I have great disdain for King Charles who set my furry little friends on a life long projectory of sleeping outside, killing songbirds and causing extinctions.  You may not know this but King Charles was responsible for the stunning loss of the dodo.

I am going to the National Convention in Denver.  Please talk to my publicist about paw prints.

I wonder if Nana called the TV stations like I asked her to...

It was going to be The BIGGEST EXPOSE in the History of Global Politics.  Now, no one will ever know, and YOU won't either.

I think I need to have a Talk with Nana.....

Another auspicious announcement:  Nana's coloring book is print-ready. 

This was perfect timing on Nana's part because we had a family tragedy last night.  Our little Oreo had an encounter of the worst kind with a car. Services will be held.

In lieu of flowers, please put love on your own sweet pet and hug him or her closer.  Thank you

I am announcing today this most auspicious announcement that will further the friendly exchange that we enjoy with Great Briton.  We have put behind us that small confab that our 2 countries endured a while back, that small issue about tea - NOT ANOTHER TEA PARTY!!!!! - that we have put behind us.

AUSCPICIOUS is the word for today's announcement.  Finally our governments heard the constant plea of such pitiful women as Nana who will sink so low as to beg, cry and roll around in the dirt.
They were not auspicious. But their cause is just and right and so now, without anymore awesome auspiciousness HERE IS THE ANNOUSOUANT:

We can now get a hedgehog!!!!!  And be legal at the same time!!!!!  This is a big change for Nana. We are always grateful when Nana returns home without new handcuffs.

Grandpa has been notified of this current legality and he was told on a full stomach while watching a football game. I suspect that he did not QUITE hear the specifics to which he nodded and apparently agreed.  Nana is a shrink after all.

I am just reporting in...as you can see, I am involved with the uber people at Morris for the Golden Retriever Study.

It is embarrassing but its for a good cause.  This is my 4 year that I am participating.  I am number 354 which Nana says means that I am an "early adopter".  hey!! Don't look at me, I didn't adopt anybody and no one but Nana and my Grandpa are taking me anywhere.

 

 

 

Debates

All I am saying is that NANA says I missed the debates!!!!
 
I DEMAND A RECOUNT!  
 
Hillary needs to know that eating chicken will not help her! 
That Trump guy.  I can't help him but I will go to Court when its his turn.
 
WHO ELSE IS RUNNING????

So Nana found this quote:

God in HIs infinite wisdom
Did not make me very wise -
So when my actions are stupid
They hardly take God by surprise.

Its by Langston Hughes.


Mr. Hughes does not know me but it would appear that he knows Nana quite well.

I am still looking for the Green Room.  I think Mr. Trumpet had it moved to Atlantic City.