Golf!

I live next to the golf course in Sedona.  A golf course is a big big park where people ride around on the sidewalks in little cars carrying bags of sticks with them.  I am NOT supposed to go out on the grass but sometimes I do.  The people hit little white balls BALLS!!! with the sticks to make them fly.  Sometimes the little BALLS!!! get in the dirt and I hear bad words.  This makes my ears go flat.

Sometimes the balls are supposed to fall into a little hole.  Sometimes they are supposed to just fly.  I don't understand which is which or why it is that way.  It is a Scot game so the rules don't matter. 

Sometimes the people kick the ball a little bit with their shoes and the ball goes ploop! into the hole.  YEAH!!! Yeah for them. 

I have a little white ball too.  I chew it.  :)