So much to tell

I just wanted to share with you The Dog Theory, in case you didn't get to hear it before.  It is about your Beloved...your potential Beloved.
Here's the deal:  You look around and you find the dog that you like best.  A nice dog like ME.  Why do you like me?  I am pretty (some say beautiful), I sit down when I am supposed to, I want to play when you want to play, I eat whatever you put in front of me.  I capture pine cones. I work.  I have friends.  Now, think about the special friend that you want?
Are they friendly? (like me)
Are they beautiful? (like me)
Are they working? (like me)
Are they Big?  (like me)
Does your person play when you want to play or lay down when you want they to?

see, if you pick the right dog, chances are HIGHLY LIKELY that you will pick your right person.
That's the Dog Theory.
Nana won't let me tell about the Cat Theory.  She says it is bad enough that I told you that she picked grandpa according to the dog Theory. 
So, youse heard it here first!  She won't talk!  Claws are flashing.  Much hissing and spitting.  Furs a flyn'