MY wool!

Nana has a new scheme.  She has decided that she will brush me and brush me until she has enough fur to make sweaters which she will then sell to people who love golden retriever sweaters.

I would take her brushes and that razor thing and hide them but I read that story about that princess Beauty whose parents got rid of all the spindles and spinning wheels.  I know that the wicked witch found one in the top of the castle and snatched the princess away when she fainted at the sight of her own finger poke.  Now I am not EXACTLY saying nothing about Nana... but she knows where the stores are that sell brushes and razor things.

BUT.  If you want a golden retriever sweater...remember, I don't get any extra kibble because of it.