So in happy anticipation of my little people coming, I submitted to a Professional Grooming Fluff and Buff.
Obviously I went here:

And except for the part about "Self Serve", Nana did pretty well.  She dropped off me and What-his-name and we were fluffed and buffed.  Just for the record, I am already buff but I don't want to hurt Winston's feelings.

Winston was in trouble anyway because he flipped at the beach on his leash and Nana flopped face down in the mud and he took off to chase some stupid birds while I tried to help Nana get up.  I didn't really want to be seen with her or smelled with her but she had the keys.  Winston eventually noticed that Nana had her "face" on her and he was riiiiiiipe and no longer a white dog.  He came back and Nana marched his sorry self to the van and took us home.  She then proceeded to HOSE me and that rat-dog down with cold water and put up back in the van to take us to the Bath House. 

So, in terms of keeping score: Its Nana zero, beach 2.  Stay tuned.