To Whom It May Concern:
This is a picture of me, Sir Bailey the Good, Bailicus Quo Vadis Honey, done by a very sweet young man and I think it is fantastic. Nana helped with it and he bestowed it upon me.  Nana had nothing to do with it, as you can clearly tell from the quality of the rendering.

I would like it to be sold as I need the money to pay Winston's bail.  He is going to need it.

Yours truly,
Bailey