So I have given up on the 2 babies.  They were Nana's anyway, so I am not responsible.  AND I learned a very important lesson: not only do babies leave, but if you RENT them, you can feed them whatever you want and can get away with it!  So cool.

So, I rented one:

How's about THIS???

I fed him my green bean diet and he only spit out 3.  He dug around and ate the good stuff and eventually, Nana came and cleaned it up.  Thanks! Nana!

So.  I just want to talk to you about the importance of fathers, even foster fathers and Big Brothers.  Me and the little guy are buds and I am going to teach him to pee in the garden, swim, walk like a heeler, avoid the girls, pay attention, stay off the street, look out for that boxer, watch good shows that have ducks and sheep in them, and not bark.  It is important to show him how to be a Big Dog without being a BIG and cranky dog that scares the mailman.  He needs to learn manners, like which fork to use and when.  I am going to watch over him so he will grow up and be a responsible Good Citizen. 

And when he is 21, he can sign over the movie rights to cuteness.  LOL.  Unca Bobbbbbbb....

I have lost them.

I had 2 babies.  I had them right here and now I can't find them.  I think Nana put them away and I have looked everywhere for them. 

Why would she do that to me???

MY GREAT! Great Grandpa uses dawn in his bubble bath.  I know this because the Source of All Information told me so.

Nana also said that I should use Pantene.  I use the clear one and that is why I am so fluffy and smell so good.

So Grandpa,
As you can see, I have not got enough room to lie down and there are no jets in the tub.  NOR do I see any pool side drinks or doggy treats.

How can you leave me like this!!!!!!!?

I promise to be careful with the razor but I have to use it because my underarm hair is just too, too much.
love, Bailey

When you're UP, you're up.

And when you're DOWN, you're down...

You're NEITHER UP NOR DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  This is me in my birthday suit. 
I am now 2 years old and I am getting my driving permit next week.  I am sorry I am not so perky looking but I saw a gecko run behind Nana and she doesn't know it yet.  I will tell her in a minute when I jump off this chair, over her head and snatch it up in my deadly fangs and toss it into the pool for the sharks.

I did ever tell you how I single handedly fought off the British at the Battle of Culloden and I used a broadsword that was made out of an asteroid metal with the name of Excalibur and I drank water all night with Bonnie Prince Charlie and we ate wild white roses out of Fiona MacDonald's red hair?

Its all true I swear its all true. 

THIS is a qr.  QR.  Nana calls it a quirt just to confuse but I have my very own.  I will put it on my business cards and people can point their smart phones at it and it will abracadabra show them "HERE"  Ta da. 

Nana got it for me.  Thanks Nana!    You should get one too!

Nana has been playing sick.  So I am not talking to her...

She was told that you can only talk out her 44,000 words if she breathes out.  Since breathing IN is the problem, she can breathe and talk until she turns blue but I am not talking to her.

She says I am going to boot camp. If I really have to go, I am going to take a nail file with me.