As you know, my strength as a canindate is with the cats.  However, I have tried to herd them and it is not working out as well as I had hoped.  Nana has proven to be useless as a campaigner. Or as a manager. 

Can you see TRUST in their eyes???  Do you think they will vote for ME???

I listen to them as they complain ad nauseum...

 

 

 

I am slipping into unconsciousness.  They whine and meow and hiss and I can't make them happy at all.

So I have a deep EXISTENTIAL QUESTION!!  Is it possible to make felines happy?  Just what do they want anyway?