It is very important to look Presidential.  I have been practicing in the mirror.  See what you think...

 

This is me, staring off into the Rose Garden on the East Lawn of the West White House that faces West.  I see the future of our Great Nation, One Nation, indivisble with Liberty and Justice for all Creature-Kind.
I think I look pretty good.

Try this one...

You see, We, the Royal We, must keep On Top of The Issues, ergo, (a smart sounding word) I watch the pun-dints (ryhmes with mints).  I am looking Off to The Great Future.

Here I am, back at the Aunt Bunny's Resort, Refuge, Spa and Ranch for the Distressed, communing with my constituants. It is very important that I keep in touch with the heart and soul of my people and cats so I can properly know their will.  And consider that will in what I do.  Whether or not I chose to ignore that will is not any of their beeswax.

I of course am only telling you.  This will not find its way into my Blackberry or my email accounts, should I have them, or not have them, according to some Amendment or another.