I AM OUTRAGED!!!  Cannot you people understand that a bit of youthful misdeeds lead to greater wisdom as we get older and understand more??????  And I am telling you that it was Toddie's idea.  He was the mastermind behind the run to the Border!  And there is no truth to the rumor that we were running bootleg Canadian chocolate to Mexico.  Simply not true.  NOT TRUE. 

We are just 2 Smarties, 2 little Mr. Bigs, with Aero between our ears.  We are not slick little Glossettes, we can't even EAT raisins. And as a chocolatier, Bernard Celebrant won't let us near the truffles.

I have no idea who dug up this dirt. 

Anyway, the car has been totaled so there are not paw prints anywhere.